Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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