ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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