stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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