We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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