Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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