I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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