I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Watching her eat just hurts me
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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