Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
