I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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