just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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