that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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