I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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