he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It's just like the Real World with babies
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
please don't ironically join a cult
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