We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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