Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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