I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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