his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
