I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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