Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Boobs are out for the taking
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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