do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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