My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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