hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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