I don't think brook has ever known best
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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