It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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