That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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