SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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