She's JV to your varsity
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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