yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize