Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
please come you make the beer taste better
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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