I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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