belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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