have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is wine microwaveable?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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