It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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