bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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