I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
