i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
