What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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