your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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