Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize