if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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