batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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