Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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