ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Shame - the story of my life.
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