just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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