Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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