If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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