I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
