Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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