i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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