so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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