I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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