She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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