Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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