Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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